I am the luckiest mama in the world to be the mama of such a wonderful daughter.
Because you wished and wished and I was a girl...
That's true! Even before you were growing inside of me, I knew you were going to be a girl.
And I am!
But if you ever decide you're a boy, that's good too.
Boys are STINKY!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm just saying...
[long pause] I have fur on my arms.
I have hair on my arms too...
You... have hair... on your ARMPITS!!!!!!!!!!